Post by The Fluorescent One on Aug 13, 2015 1:41:48 GMT
I hate Twitter. People have become intensely self-righteous about everything on that site, especially the fact that the internet gave them a place where they only have to read 140-character opinions from people and they're starting to think that this is too much to have to read. So, I was there and happy with a small amount of followers so long as the people who were following me were awesome. But even they are starting to abandon me and this forces me to always look inward and wonder what I'm doing wrong. Well- screw them. I have decided to largely withdraw from the place. And from now on, store my old Tweets here.
August 6th
A. Jacks, Cap'n C., L. Charms = lovely. Kix = cardboard. Trix = disgusting- don't even cross paths w- a box of it.
Tim Burton will always be the best filmmaker to "do" Batman: I don't get people who'd want a copy+paste of everything from the comic books.
And Burton was freaking subversive! Nolan does nothing with his films that flips our world or our perception of it over.
Nolan and Schumacher were 2 sides of the same coin. The only difference was tone. And even then, both were absurdly straight-laced.
(I hope everyone hates Shrek, by the way.) (On *some* level.)
The tavern scene in Tangled says to me: this is what Shrek should have been.
Why did Shrek even bother with a male protagonist? I'm patiently waiting for a countryside fantasy film where the protagonist is someone closer to Molly from The Last Unicorn.
July 31st
Why aren't Benny and Joon and Frankie and Johnny ever on Netflix: Watch Instant at the same time? Oh, but Gigli is *always* there alone.
July 28th
Will's Fresh Prince was a huge catcaller. Buzzfeeds of the internet remember that next time you do a Zack Morris Was Creepy article.
July 26th
Wow... Kevin Smith is kind of... um... He needs to shut up more.
He was almost old enough to rent a car when Stan Winston did Jurassic Park. He's 12 years older than me. What does "our youth" mean?
July 23rd
Okay... I have nothing in the world against "Trap Queen." It's extremely catchy. Put FW on the map. But...
That music video was a disaster. I do not laugh as many times at spoofs of original works. Might be the worst video of the year.
July 22nd
I'm pretty sure Kim Wilde *did* eat Martika for breakfast.
April 20
Oh, Madonna, you so funny: "I let you in my house, you helped yourself to every-thiiiiiinnng!" ("HeartBreakCity")
More later.
August 6th
A. Jacks, Cap'n C., L. Charms = lovely. Kix = cardboard. Trix = disgusting- don't even cross paths w- a box of it.
Tim Burton will always be the best filmmaker to "do" Batman: I don't get people who'd want a copy+paste of everything from the comic books.
And Burton was freaking subversive! Nolan does nothing with his films that flips our world or our perception of it over.
Nolan and Schumacher were 2 sides of the same coin. The only difference was tone. And even then, both were absurdly straight-laced.
(I hope everyone hates Shrek, by the way.) (On *some* level.)
The tavern scene in Tangled says to me: this is what Shrek should have been.
Why did Shrek even bother with a male protagonist? I'm patiently waiting for a countryside fantasy film where the protagonist is someone closer to Molly from The Last Unicorn.
July 31st
Why aren't Benny and Joon and Frankie and Johnny ever on Netflix: Watch Instant at the same time? Oh, but Gigli is *always* there alone.
July 28th
Will's Fresh Prince was a huge catcaller. Buzzfeeds of the internet remember that next time you do a Zack Morris Was Creepy article.
July 26th
Wow... Kevin Smith is kind of... um... He needs to shut up more.
He was almost old enough to rent a car when Stan Winston did Jurassic Park. He's 12 years older than me. What does "our youth" mean?
July 23rd
Okay... I have nothing in the world against "Trap Queen." It's extremely catchy. Put FW on the map. But...
That music video was a disaster. I do not laugh as many times at spoofs of original works. Might be the worst video of the year.
July 22nd
I'm pretty sure Kim Wilde *did* eat Martika for breakfast.
April 20
Oh, Madonna, you so funny: "I let you in my house, you helped yourself to every-thiiiiiinnng!" ("HeartBreakCity")
More later.